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The NSA is watching me

So I’ve been trying to figure out how the NSA is getting all this information on me and my buds and today while I was eating an egg McMuffin and drinking a Dew at...

Kardashian Tail

Do the Kardashians have tails?

I often wonder if the Kardadhians have tails and are really some sort of hybrid human/alien monsters from out of space? I mean where did the giant asses come from, there not natural are...

I was a Secret Wizard Spy

On January 23rd I was initiated into the ranks of the Knights of the Hermetic Order of the Cross. I was appointed to fight the globalist regime that threatened to take over the world,...